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We Are The
Knuckleheads
Legend
In My Spare Time
Mama Say
Kids In
America
You're
Pretty When I'm Drunk
One Way
Go Down
No Rest For
The Wicked
She Ain't
Got No Legs
Coo Coo Ca
Choo
Rang Dang
K.I.D.S
Incorporated
WE ARE THE KNUCKLEHEADS Who's The Knuckleheads? We Are The Knuckleheads? (X4) If You Would Be The Peanut Butter Then I Would Play The Jelly I'll Peel Apart Your Bread And Then I'll Penetrate Your Belly Your Blood Stains Mighty Bad I Wash It Off With Coast Now I'll Take My Jelly And Spread It On Your Toast No One Rhymes Faster The Mic Is My Blaster So Grasp Some Shasta The Mighty Mic Master Giving Ya Communion With Your Lips On My Cup Pump Pump Pump Pump Me Up Now If You're The Waterboy Then I'm The Heavyweight Contender I'm Gonna Mix You All Up Like A Black And Decker Blender If You Would Be The Telstar Then I'd Have To Be Defender I'll Be Out In Just Four Weeks I Was A First Offender Your A Dumb Ass Stupid Vera And I'm The One That Flo Calls Mel Puttin' Holes Right Through Your Body Like Harvey Keitel You're A Broken Down Big Wheel I'm A Banana-Seated Schwinn Take The Butt Of Your Gun And Smash Their Nose In I'm A Lego-Eggo Maniac I'm Stickier Than Some Fun Tack Trip To The Store And Get Another Six Pack Bomb Dropping Like At Ground Zero Like Colonel Klink Is Getting Fucked By Hogan's Heroes Eenie Meanie Miney Mo You Took Your Shot You Missed I Wasn't A Good Boy This Year I'm Not On Santa's List I Gave Your Girl Some Sausage And Than I Slit Your Wrists Now I'm Taking Your Ass Out Like My Name Was Burgeous Meredith Who's The Knuckleheads? We Are The Knuckleheads (X4) Fast Fast Quick Bic Like Ass When Ya Pass Gas You Threw It Like A Girl That's Why You Got Picked Last And Mr. Easy Does It Never Did It Now Did He Jesus Is Coming So Look Busy And You And Your Chumps Are Gonna Get Your Lumps I Got The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg You Got Goose Bumps Cause I'm Black Y'all, It's A Fact Y'all And If You Try To Take What's Mine I'll Take It Back Y'all I Wish All Skinheads Smelled Like Mr. Clean And That Girl From Jersey Really Was Nineteen Cause The Whole Damn World Would Be Peachy Keen With Rip Taylor On The Cover Of Every Magazine So Go Rip Rip Rip Taylor Rip Rip Rip Taylor Rip Taylor Rip Taylor Your Girlfriend We Nailed Her My Mom's Got Opposable Thumbs Your Mom's Weezie Jefferson I'd Rather Eat Fresh Heiny Chow And I Ain't Crazy About No God Damn Butthole No How Batter Roll And Whip Ya Like A Fucken' Kanoli If Satan Had A Hockey Team Theni'd Be The Goalie Cause We're Dumber Than Driftwood Dumber Than Your Mama Dumber Than A Supermodel Dumber Than Kwanza Who's The Knuckleheads? We Are The Knuckleheads? (X4) LEGEND IN MY SPARE TIME Ashes To Ashes And Funks To Funky Daddy Long Legs Is A Mean Ass Honky And Jimmy Pop Ain't No Heiny Hobbit Gaybe Ain't No Big Meaty Chunks In My Thick Brown Gravy Cause I'm The Loch Ness The Loch Ness The Loch Ness Monster Jerry's Kids Are Knockin' At My Door, "Could You Be A Sponsor?" Tiny Bubbles In My Tub Pull My Finger Lawrence Welk If You Wanna Look Like Rocky Dennis Better Drink Your Milk When I'm Feeling Oriental I Gotta Rub My Chin Gonna Hold My Water In Like I'm Gunga Din So Have A Taste Of My Bass Cause The Girlies Got Smiles You Get On My Case Like The Rockford Files Crazy Eddie In The Slammer Cause He's Giving It All Away John Boy In The Barn With A Horse In The Hay No Rhyme No Reason No Job No Class And We Don't Go Near The Ghetto Cause They'd Shoot Our Ass Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What? I'm A Legend In My Spare Time If You Ain't Ever Been To The Suburbs Don't Ever Come To The Suburbs Cause You Wouldn't Understand The Suburbs Cause I'm A Huskin' A Huskin' A Huskin' Your Corn I'm As Deep As The Plot To A Gay Porn So Uh-Oh Spaghettios I Forgot To Hide Away The Body I Know That She's A Hotty But Damn That Girl Could Party So Come To Me Momma It Ain't No Crime I'm The Skilled Love Doctor Growlin', "What's Your Sign?" I Did The Flamin' Waffle With Ho Chi Min Your Girl's A Dollar Bill We Don't Know Where She's Been J.F.K.'S Head Is A Puzzle And Your Woman Needs A Muzzle Barbara Eden In The Bottle And Now I'm Gonna Guzzle You're Too What? Shy Shy Huh What? Hush Hush Yea? I Knew Why Cause We're Playing The Palladium You Can't Get On Star Search Daddy Legs Standing Tall He Can Do The Funky Lurch And Jimmy Jimmy Pop Is Short For Jimmy Jimmy Popular You Know I Know You Know Your Not The Tough Guy That You Thought You Were Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What? I'm A Legend In My Spare Time Cause I Wopbobaloobop Ha Cha Cha Chatch Come Lick My Balls Vive La My Crotch Cause Your Daddy Thinks I'm Lazy Your Momma Thinks I'm Crazy But Neither Of Them Know That You Are Carrying My Baby And I'm The Amos I'm The Andy I'm The Sticky Aunt Jemammy I Gave You Mouth To Mouth Like Resuscitation Annie It Takes Two Of Us To Do This Like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis And Your Throat Is Swollen Gloryholen' Ya Blew Us George Burns' Pacemaker Beats Steady Slow And Low That's Why We Got More Hits Then A Dealer At A Dead Show Go Go Yeah Yeah Huh What? I'm A Legend In My Spare Time MAMA SAY It Goes One Two Three When I'm Kicking Funky Lyrics I'm Busting Up Vocabulary I Want You All To Hear It I'm Busting Up The Rhythm And I'm Busting Up The Rhyme Kicking Down The Stop Posts Cause I Wanna Kicks The Time I'm Digging Down Some Knowledge Cause You Know I Never Hide It I'm Pulling Down Your Panties Cause I Want To Get Inside 'Em Like A Boa A Boa A Boa Constrictor Gonna Drop Off Your Drawers Shoot Straight For Your Sphincter I Could Roll My Rhymes But I Would Be Faking Jimmy Jimmy Pop Is Not Jamaican J I Double M Y Pop Go I Run The Show Like Don Pardo With A Bugaloo Bee On The Beboo Tip My Hit Will Make You Trip Cause I'm Quadradipped I'll Do The Popeye Pluto I'll Freak The Funkfazooto Not Latino What I Mean Though Fuzzy Dice Like Menudo Rubber Baby Buggy's Bumpers Punky's Brewsters Now I Hump Her With My Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Shrunken Small White Peenie So Rinse Spit Swallow Brain Blank Kinda Hollow Not To Deep Leap Wow Oh Kinda Shallow Cause We're In Your Face Like Ed Gein Purple Rain Purple Rain Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa Naughty By Nature And White By Choice And The Sound Of My Voice Makes Your Panties Moist Cause I'm Finger Lickin¹ Happy Like A Gay Proctologist So Like A Dyke With Hollow Tits I'll Rip The Mike With Hollow Tips Yeah He's In Control Like Sherman Potter And I Got More Balls Then The Harlem Globetrotters Jimmy Pop Jimmy Pop Rah Rah Rah Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa So Now I'm Floating Out The Pipes Like A Village People Sump Pump Always Take A Swallow Cause You Know I Never Get Enough So Batter Up Bruce Banner If You Think You're Going Measure Up Can't Be The Top Dog Gotta Be The Scooby Pup Step To The Bass Drum Always Gotta Have Fun If You Add Two Halves You'll Always Get The Total Sum My Steps Are Correct And My Mike Is Always Checked And When A Punk Is In Effect You Know He's Gonna Get Wrecked I Don't Want To Start No Blasphemous Rumors But I Think That Sinbad's Got A Lousy Sense Of Humor Little Children Unattended Better Get My Poison Candy Don't Care About Y'all As Long As We Feel Dandy And I Get The Poon From Judy Blume Mr Hoopers Dead So Won't You Give Me His Broom So Come On Chickey Baby Let's Go Make Some Noise What? No I'm Not The Guy From The Beastie Boys Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Cu Sa KIDS IN AMERICA Looking Out A Dirty Old Window Down Below The Cars In The City Go Rushing By I Sit Here Alone And I Wonder Why Friday Night And Everyone's Moving I Can Feel The Heat But It's Seuthing Heading Down I Search For The Meaning In This Dirty Town (Downtown) The Young Ones Are Going (Downtown) The Young Ones Are Growing We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh) We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh) Everybody Live With The Music Go Round (Round Round Round Round) Bright Lights The Music Gets Faster Look Girl Don't Checkin' Your Watch Not Another Glance I'm Not Leaving Now Honey No Not A Chance Hot Shots Give Me No Problems Much Little Baby You'll Be Saying Never Mind You Know Life Is Creul Life Is Never Kind We'll Make A New Story We'll Wrap It In Glory We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh) We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh) Everybody Live With The Music Go Round La La La La La | La La La La La (Sing) La La La La La | La La La La La La La La Come Closerer Honey That's Better Got To Get A Brand New Expiriance Feeling Right Oh Don't Try To Stop Me Be Hold Me Tight Outside The New Day Is Dawning Outside Suburbia's Sprawling Everywhere I Don't Want To Go Baby New York To East Philidelphia There's A Newark Coming Up On Ya We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh) We're The Kids In America (Whoa Oh) Everybody Live With The Music Go Around La La La La La | La La La La La (Sing) La La La La La | La La La La La La La La La La La We're The Kids We're The Kids We're The Kids In America YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin' Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (X4) (And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk) Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) (X4) Regrets I've Had A Few First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin' I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws Lived In Your Pants At That Junction I Came To Realize That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) You're Pretty When I'm Drunk And I'm pretty fucking drunk ONE WAY Jimmy Pop's Not Pooper Not A Pauper But A Popper And I Got More Pop Than Orville Redenbacher I Gots More Gravy Than The Whole Gravy Train When I'm Kooky Going Loopy Like A Man Insane I Won't Be Around When The World Ends So The Only Thing That I Recycle Is Your Girlfriend Aww Back To The Side I Jump Up I Swing When I'm Using Knockem' Sockem' Ya Know I'm Playing It To Win The Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria See You Later Salamander Cause I Wouldn't Want To Be Ya I'm A Chip I'm An Pringle Cause You Know I Gots The Flavor Pop Me Up In Your Mouth Like I Was A Life Saver I Ain't Got No Soul But I Got More Than Don Henley I'm Whiter Than Casper But I'm Not That Friendly Marco Polo You Tried To Fly Solo Make Your Thoughts Vocal I'll Put Ya In A Choke Hold One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha I'll Getcha I'm A Gangster No I'm A Gangster Bitch Your Momma Gave Me Head Yo Ur Girlie Gave Me The Itch Scratch It Back The Bass Beats Fast Listen To The Shotgun Blast In The Oven You'll Get Burned Or In The Tank That You'll Get Gassed Fake-O Like Bacos Never Mistake Though Showing Up Painted Up Fresh From Macco Coming In On Stereo Rounder Than A Cheerio Quick To Fill Your Fix And I'm Dizzier Than A Merry-Go Rock This Obnoxious I'm Truly Not Nice Cause I'm Blood Sucking Evil Like Muppets On Ice Arriba Arriba I'm The Under Achiever Gonna Leave It To Beaver I'm The Daydream Believer I'm Like Mothra Man With My Big Wingspan And Your The Mother Fucking Jap That Killed My Offspring Chan I'm A Menace To Society Gonna Fill The Prophecy First I'll Drink Your Genesee And Then I'll Take Your Liberty One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha I'll Getcha I'm A Tarantula In Your Chiquita And When You're Peeling Back The Skin I'm Gonna See Ya I'm Gonna Bite Ya I'm Gonna Bite Ya I'm Jimmy Pop I'll Tell You Straight Up I Don't Like You Cause I'm Cold Kicking Lyrics Till The Day I Die Many Fail To Copy At Least They Still Try Busting Up Vocabulary Is What I Do Most I'm Gonna Spread Your Legs Like Butter And Gobble Ya Up Like Toast You Went For The Cherry You Went Bobbing For The Apple But The Apple It Be Rotten And You Had To Eat The Scrappple Scrapple? Pig Meat From A Pig Pen Hog Leftovers Your Girlfriend Flex To The Effects And I Don't Care What Nobody Thinks Eating All You Sherbert And Dropping All Your Tiddiley Winks Whoops Goes My Arm I Think It's Outta Socket Come Over Little Girlie I Got Some Candy In My Pocket One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha One Way Or Another I'm Gonna Find Ya I'm Gonna Getcha I'll Getcha GO DOWN Step Back Cause The Bass Is Fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang Bangs More Than The Dirty Dozen Alley Oop Here Comes The Slam You Know Where I Stand I'm Feelin' Like Anthrax Cause You Know I'm The Man Yea I Dug Your Dame But All I Did Was Kiss Her But I Got To Second Base With Your Mom And Your Sister I'll Wipe The Grin Off Your Face Like I Was A Can Of Windex I Threw A Right I Threw A Right Was It Live Or Memorex Go Down Down Deep Deep In And Out Quick Cause I'm Harder Than Chinese Arithmetic My Fist Is In Your Face Cause You Stood In My Way You Tried To Talk Your Shit And Your Ass Got Paid I Get Stupid Like The Mongoloid Corky Welcome To Mcdonald's May I Take Your Order Cause I'm Cold Kicken' Lyrics Like My Arm Was On Fire Like Pinnochio My Nose Don't Grow Cause I Ain't No Liar Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Get It Up Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Y'all Clap It On Clap It Off Sniff My Exhaust Cause I Got More Steps Than Barishnikov Like A Pirouette, A Pirouette, A Pair Of Wet Jeans You Don't Understand But Your Girl Knows What I Mean So I Kicks My Rhymes Kind Of Complex A Text Of Intricate Words And Other Spoken Effects Like A Preacher On The Mount Teaching Things He Doesn't Follow When You Tried To Hit The Brake But Pushed On The Throttle Mr. Goody Two Shoes Picture The Scenario Your Girl Blew Me As I Blew Your Stereo And I Gots More Bass Than A Baseball Diamond Don't Put Me On Your Chalkboard Cause I'm Not Down With Simon Sonic Boom In Your Room Assume Your Not There Booty Licken' Nugget Picken' With Your Dad Downstairs Love Is Just A Fallacy I Gots More Force Than Gravity I Can Run All Night Like An Energizer Battery Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Get It Up Go Down Go Down To Get It Up Y'all NO REST FOR THE WICKED I Get Bombed Much Like Pearl Harbor The Price Is White Right And I'm Bob Barker This Is Your Brain On Drugs This Is Your Brain On Jackie Onassis All You Crotch Goblins Can Kiss Our Asses Yes Siree Bob Like Corn On The Cob I'm All Buttered Up Ready To Hob Nob Daddy Is A Kraut Your Nazi-Occupied France I'm Gonna Rise To The Occasion Inside My Pants So Yo Ass Yea You I Want To Fraggle Rock Your Girlie Coming Around The Party Coming Around Like Mr. Furley I'm Mr. Furley You're Jack Tripper You're Dumb Ass Gilligan And I'm The Skipper Tiptoe Through My Tulips And Come And Frolic Cause My Name Is Betty Ford And She's An Alcoholic So Here I Am Rock Me Like A Hurricane Not A Scorpion But My Sting Will Bring Your Dame A Lot Of Pain And Daddy¹S Gonna Tell Ya I¹M As Cool As Jack The Ripper Somewhat Of A Cut-Throat But Still A Big Tipper As I Tickle You Pink I Bet My Fingers Start To Stink I'm What's Missing From Your Life And You're The Missing Link It Doesn't Matter How You Win Or Lose It's How You Lick It.... No Rest For The Wicked Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off Flips It Up In The Air Like My Name Was Bob Barker I Always Kicks It Cold So I Gotta Wear My Parka I'm Leaving Down My Marker I'm Stalking Like A Stalker Using The Force Like My Name Was Luke Skywalker Left Hand¹S On The Wheel And The Right One On The Bottle One Foot In The Grave And The Other On The Throttle I'm Floating Through Your Atmosphere Like The Comet Haley¹S As Freaky As A Freak Show Call Me Barnum And Bailey So Yo Ho My Cheerio Here I'm Coming Around The Bend Don't Try To Shake My Hand I'm Not Your Fucking Friend Bodyslam Ya To The Ground Like I Was Captain Lou Albano Hit Ya In The Balls Till You're Singing Soprano Slide To The Dance Floor Groove Til You Get Sore Listen To The Tiger's Roar I'll Pump You Like A Seesaw I'm A Tattooed Demon Do You Catch My Meaning Think That You're Dreaming But Soon You'll Be Screaming I Got More Senseless Violence Than A Thriller In Manila Like My Hero Gacy I¹M A Stone Cold Killer I Got My Moves From Thriller I¹M Fish You¹Re Barney Miller Spreading Out The Carnage Like Mechagodzilla Like Jimmy Pop Says He's As Cool As Jack The Ripper So Take Off Your Panties And I¹Ll Kick Off My Slippers Do As I Say And I Will Be A Big Tipper More Smooth Moves Than My Man Jack Tripper Get Down Drink It Up Bring It On Take It Off SHE AIN'T GOT NO LEGS Baby Yeah The First Time I Saw You Darling I Knew I Was In Love Tell Her Daddy The Way You Took Your Wheelchair Up That Handicap Ramp Mmm, It's A Mind Blower But Now Baby I Miss Ya I Miss Ya I Miss All The Times We Played Marco Polo In The Pool Oh Yeah Hide And Go Seek Beneath The Sheets Oh Yeah And Just The Smell Of The Oil In Your Wheelchair I Remember The Day I Saw You Hobbling A Weeble Wobbling You Had A Problem You Didn't Have Any Legs Just A Smile And Some Stumps No Smelly Feet A Torso To Hump No Baby Love Yeah That's What We'd Be Making Ride You Like A Sit And Spin Until Your Stumps Started Aching Spin You Around Yeah Roll You Nearyeah Turn You Upside Down To Hold My Beer You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same Oh Baby You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same They Say Nothing Beats A Great Pair Of Legs But Somehow Baby The Day You Walked Out Of My Life There's Nothing I Wanted More Than, Than For You To Come Crawling Back To Me When We Started Going Together People Said They Couldn't Believe It That I Could Be So Happy With A Quadriplegic We Would Wake Up Real Early And You Could Make Me Some Eggs Mmm Girl I Didn't Care If You Ain't Got No Legs I Loved You For You And You Loved Me For Me Oh Yeah Wasn't Really Hard For Those More Fortunate To See That The First Time We Made Love It Was Such A Wonderful Feeling The Way The Suspension Wires Held You 'Cross The Ceiling When You Rolled Out Of My Life My Heart Just Broke I Can Still Hear The Noise Of The Squeaks In Your Spokes You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same Oh Baby You Ain't Got No Legs But I Love You Just The Same COO COO CA CHOO Coo Coo Ca Choo Baby You That's What You Are You Are A Hollywood Star You're The High Priestess By Far And You Know This Tune's For You We Call It Coo Coo Ca Choo And It's A Very Brief Description Of The Things We Could Do To You You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo Coo Ca Choo You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Now What Ya Gonna Do Oil Me Up Quick Miss Daisy Before I'm Lubing Up Your Tailpipe Or The Bedposts Will Be A Knocking And A Knocking Til The Break Of Light Raised And Dazed In A Million And One Ways Like A Morton Coffee Roll I Want You Hot And Glazed You're Not The Real Thing Baby You're Parkay You're Not Butter Gonna Have To Get You Home And Lube You Up With Fluff-N-Nutter Scope It Scope It Baby Looking So Fit Playing Games And Laying Dames You Know I Know You Know It Quick To Get The Condom You Know The Jimmy Fits Too Snug Lean You Against The Fire Place And Ride You On The Bear Skin Rug Chow Down My Ding Dong Come And Sing Along Slip A Grip Around My Tip And Then You'll Be My Kling-On Now In My Sweat Pants You're Gonna See My Erection Ooh Oh Pick A De Pop Pop Perfection Umpla Dumpla Dippedee Do Cause I'd Never Leave The House If Mommy Looked Like You You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo Coo Ca Choo You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Now What Ya Gonna Do Butter Up Butter Cup Did Ya Really Think It Would Really Last That Long My Attention Span Hutches And When You Wake Up You Know That I'll Be Gone Cocoa Butter Beach Blonde Wearing That Thin Thong You Know I Got A Thing For You It's Only An Inch Long Picking Up Your Signals Like You're A Tv Station I'm Looking For The Channel To Have Immoral Applications Looking So Fine Cosmo Behind Fermentation Of Time Like Reunite Wine Well I'm Bubbling Up And Steaming Like An Active Volcano I Think I Clogged Up All Your Pipes Better Get Yourself Some Draino I Get Annoyed Cause I Can't Avoid Baby Sounding Like A Mongoloid I Gots The Skills To Keep Ya Busy All Night If You Do Not Bite I Hope You Blow Like Dynamite Happy Thanksgiving Would You Like A Little White Meat? I¹Ll Stuff My Butterballs Then You Can Eat You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo Coo Ca Choo You Were Looking At Me I Was Looking At You Coo Coo Ca Choo Now What Ya Gonna Do RANG DANG So Set Your Phasers On Kill If Ya Will So Catch The Feeling Got Your Head A Pumping A Back And Forth Until It Hits The Ceiling Now I'm Wheeling Dealing Stealing Johnny's Apple Seeds Slapped You With A Baseball Bat Upside The Head Until It Bleeds Showing No Mercy Step Like Solomon Grundy Hit Ya With A Table Leg Like I Was Ted Bundy I Bludgeoned You You're Bloodied I Think It's Kinda Of Funny First I'll Take Your Money And Then I'll Swipe Your Honey Dip Slip To The A.M. What Is That You're Saying? You Think You Start Praying It's Not A Game You're Playing Pump One Pump Two Listen To The Shotgun Blast I'll Blast That Sorry Ass When You're All Outta Gas I Freak Like Cerebal Pals I'll Get Inside Your Drawers For Alarm There Is No Cause I Funk Like Lou Rawls Basco Roscoe P. Cotrane I Wish I Had A Membrane So That I Could Go Insane Red Light Green Light You Know I Always Win This Game You Can Be My Gingerbread And I'll Be Your Candycane Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby You Might Say No But I Hope You Mean Maybe No Chance In Hell But I Could Tell You Crave Me Frisky From The Whiskey And The Thrills You Gave Me Taste Great But Less Filling So Thrilling Come Unannounced Like Automatic Billing And You Can't Do Nothing As I Push Your Buttons When I Talk You're Gonna Listen Like I'm E.F. Hutton Like Lionel Richie's Up All Night Long Jimmy Pop Don't Do Nobody Wrong Stop Flop Flip And Flop Panties Drop Now I'm On Top So Wiggle It Just A Little Bit I Won't Kiss Your Ass To Get A Piece Of It You Said You Wanted To Do It Now You're Coming Around To It I'm The One That Sowed The Seed But You're The One That Grew It Take It Blow By Blow Like Reginald Denny I Do It All The Time How Many? Many Frauleins I'm Coming Again Like Jesus And When I Resurrect I'll Be Damned If I Don't Please Ya Our Jimmy Pop That Art In Hell Hear It Fill Me With Your Holy Spirit Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby You Might Say No But I Hope You Mean Maybe Einie Meanie Miney Moe Which Of You Girls Will Be My Ho' Cross Your Fingers Grit Your Teeth Cause The Bloodhound Gang Makes Holes In Beef We Make Holes In Beef We Make Holes In Beef We Make Holes In Beef We Make Holes In Beef So Watch Your Back Straight To The Attack I'll Spin You Around Like Your Name Was Pat Sajak Tag Your Ass Out And No Tag Backs You Psycho Nymphomaniac Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby Rang Dang Diddlela Dang A Dang Baby You Might Say No But I Hope You Mean Maybe K.I.D.S. INCORPORATED Everybody Look Around Hear The Sound Something Specials Gonna Come Your Way We Got Something That Is New That Is True We Got Something Just For You Today All Around The Nation (Whoa Oh) We're The New Sensation Have You Heard? Have You Heard? Have You Heard? We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. (Whoa Oh) Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated In The City In The Street There's A Beat A Feeling That You Can't Deny All The People Wanna Move Wanna Grove There's A Shine A Spirit In Their Eyes All Around The Nation (Whoa Oh) We're The New Sensation Have You Heard? Have You Heard? Have You Heard? We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. (Whoa Oh) Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. Kids Incorporated We're Gonna Have Fun K.I.D.S. Kids Incorporated For Everyone All Around The Nation We're The New Sensation Have You Heard? Have You Heard? Have You Heard? We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. We're Kids Incorporated K.I.D.S. (Whoa Oh) Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated (What?) Looks Like We Made It We're Kids Incorporated